Total Medals Earned: 1,441 (From 144 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,695 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
You hit 15 keys without missing.
You hit 15 keys quickly.
You hit 10 keys accurately and swiftly.
You stole over $9000.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Achieve level 30
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Defeat 100 enemies
Defeat 300 enemies
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 14/24 (70/120 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/125 points)
Click the link to the coolest site on the Web.
Complete a level without flying in front of any teachers.
Score a combo of 3 or more.
Find the hidden egg.
Complete a level with less than 5 seconds left.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/375 points)
Unlock 1 Feather Door
Check out the Credits
Create a stack of 10 birds
Unlock 2 Feather Doors
Unlock 3 Feather Doors
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/135 points)
Break 10 crystals in a single run.
Break 50 crystals in a single run.
Unlock all Buglopedia entries.
Choose your destiny...
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/395 points)
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).